Famous Obama Facts you might not be aware of.....

-Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
-When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
-Obama can clap with one hand.
-Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
-Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
-Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.
-Hillary Clinton dropped out of the race when she learned Obama's true name.
-"Obama" is the very first word in the English language to be a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, interjection, superlative and pronad. (Pronad is a new category made specifically for the word "Obama" so its power can be fully realized).
-When Obama squints dreamily into the distance, he can see next week's lottery winning numbers. But he never plays because that would mean poverty of ambition.
-Obama can calculate your guilt just by looking at the numbers in your checkbook.
-A microphone into which Obama has spoken, heals asbestos-related disorders and colorectal cancer by direct application.
-Every time Obama talks about change, a baby diaper becomes clean and a homeless person's cup fills up with nickels.
-Every time Obama talks about "hope," coma patients regain consciousness and chant "We are the ones we've been waiting for."
-Obama's famous stare once converted 15 Islamic fundamentalists into secular progressives, all of whom are currently employed by Countrywide Home Loans.
-Obama is 50% typical White person.

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