Breaking News.......self defense forces on the march!

I saw a report on the news the other day that the Alabama Highway Patrol stopped a bus that was weaving erratically down Interstate 20 east of Birmingham. The arresting officer reported that there were several firearms and loads of ammunition aboard the bus.

Turns out that it was a busload of rednecks from Arkansas who said that they were on the way to run the Russians out of Georgia!

Would I lie???????